Archive for December, 2009


December 7, 2009

–> because I want to be well-rested when I go for your big, dumb jugular vein.


Adult website: webster’s new definition

December 7, 2009

This is my version of the adult website. A place where I can offend your well groomed sensibilities and hopefully convince you to pray for me at church next Sunday.

Cock: it’s the new Autograph

December 7, 2009

Let’s all be honest for a second. The hotties that Tiger’s been habitually ravashing, are much more fun to look at than the elvin one. Now I don’t condone violence but Tiger’s got about 300-million reasons to hire an assassin. Just kidding. I’m sure she’s a real sweatheart worth every penny. But really, I cheer every time I hear that number of mistresses climbing. If you’re gonna go, go BIG I say. If you had Tiger’s face plus the proximity to such quality tail, you’d bang every last one of em too, I’m just sayin’. So let’s give the guy credit for not getting pinched with a crooked tooth, knock kneed she-male ala Eddie Murphy and so many tele-evangelest that shall remain nameless.



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